比较搞笑的英语句子评论

1、Success is a relative term.It brings so many relatives.

2、Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

3、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

4、Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

5、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

6、Every man should marry.After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

7、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

8、The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

9、One should love animals.They are so tasty.

10、When two's company, three's the result!

11、Love the neighbor.But don't get caught.

12、Hard work never kills anybody.” But why take the risk? “

13、Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop.

14、Children in backseats cause accidents.Accidents in backseats cause children.

15、Money is not everyth??????????ing.There's Mastercard Visa.

16、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

17、Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.“

18、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.