励志搞笑的英语句子大全
1、No one will care about you too much unless you"re pretty or dying。
2、若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。
3、to still be suffering is stupid after all of this time。
4、Do you know when you need I will break my neck to summer。
5、Life is a journey， not the destination， but the scenery along the should be and the mood at the view。
6、当天空黑暗到一定程度，星星就会熠熠闪光。
7、From now on， I will expect nothing， and just take what I get。
8、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！
9、I just want a warm embrace and nothing more。
10、脚下的路还很长，活着就要坚决走下去。
11、Until you make peace with who you are， you’ll never be content with what you have。
12、Love， but not to talk， from no words to say nothing。
14、The net closely but buckle not forever。
15、All lives end，all hearts are broken。
16、I don"t work hard， how to proved how blind your eyes。
17、If someone truly loves you， they will never give you a reason to doubt it。
18、一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道、、我还在偿付呢。
19、At the beginning blazing heart Long silence。
20、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。
21、三流的化妆是脸上的化妆；二流的化妆是精神的化妆；一流的化妆是生命的化妆。
22、山高不厌攀，水深不厌潜，学精不厌苦!
23、Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! “
24、 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。
25、Accept what was and what is， and you’ll have more positive energy to pursue what will be。
26、不要自卑，你不比别人笨。不要自满，别人不比你笨。
27、I desire to grow old withyou without paying。
28、能弯腰为你系鞋带的男人永远比只会帮你脱衣服的男人好。
29、不参加变革社会的斗争，理想望永远是一种幻影。
30、 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。
31、1I did not catch you when you pass you do not stop。
32、Keep your face to the sunshine and you abbot see the shadow。
33、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well。
34、Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
35、超越自己，向自己挑战，向弱项挑战，向懒惰挑战，向陋习挑战。
36、If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.
37、见己不是，万善之门。见人不是，诸恶之根。
38、My temper off a lot of people but the most people really。
39、When you relinquish the desire to control your future， you can have more happiness。
40、When you love someone you have to learn to let them go。
42、I don"t want to leave the way Teach you how to cherish。
43、I"m afraid to meet too early can"t beside her forever。
44、Youth will fade but my memories of you will not。
45、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
46、You are sunshine，Is my distantlight。
47、The same can not withstand the ravages of time， emotion， to the time it will cool。
48、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。
49、 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。
50、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
51、一个人可以年华老去，但不能言而无味。
52、Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad。
53、Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
54、Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears。
55、We don"t have any choice， only run in opposite directions。
56、A man is not old until his regrets take place of his dreams 。
57、 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……
58、We now state， is the last before the break reserved。
59、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
60、灰心会失望，失望生动摇，动摇生失败。
61、If at first you don?t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.
62、人越是得意的事情，越爱隐藏，越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。
63、Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
64、Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies。
65、success is the sum of small efforts，erpeated day in and day out。
66、一切都结束后还深陷在痛苦中不可自拔是多么愚蠢。
67、钱不是问题，问题是没钱！人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。
68、Some people， strong memories， faded relationships。
69、No need to abandon their own people more than tears desperate not born。
70、善待他人，体谅他人，热爱生命，努力生活。
71、One should love animals. They are so tasty.
72、 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~
73、Time is the fault of fatalistic testimony people。
74、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
75、世界上最成功的人往往不是最有才华的人。
76、The hard part isn’t making the decision。 It’s living with it。
77、如果你是一匹千里马，那么请做自己的伯乐。
78、Life is like riding a bicycle。 To keep your balance， you must keep moving。
79、在家里看到永远是家，走出去看到的是世界。
80、A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
81、阳光每天都是新的，你是否每天都在努力。
82、一个人如果不被恶习所染，幸福近矣。
83、Only miss the sun when it starts to snow。
84、Your happy passer-by all knows， my distressed there is no place hides。
85、Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
86、A good love is you find the world for a man； a bad love is you abandon the world for a man。
87、我很懒。懒到连心里的那个人都懒得换。
88、He didn"t know how much he loved her until he lost her。
89、乐学实学，挑战高考；勤勉向上，成就自我。
90、Pack out really is worse than promiscuous。
91、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
92、Wh you live for love。
93、If I had a single flower for every time I think about you， I could walk forever in my garden。
94、 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……
95、发光并非阳光的专利，你也可以发光。
96、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
97、The time that you are my most fatal。
98、Love is not a maybe thing。 You know when you love someone。
99、I love the one I think smile boy。
100、Because of love， I began to fear。
101、为了明天的希望，让我们忘记了今天的痛苦。
102、我们在扣扣里有聊不完的话，可现实见了面都一句都说不出来就像陌生人一样。
103、 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友：“如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥？”他说：“我解决了住房问题！”
104、It’s better to be alone than to be with someone you’re not happy to be with。
105、 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵！凭啥我就要工作经验？
106、别人都在假装正经，那我就只有假装不正经啦。
107、只要你肯奋斗，没有什么是绝对不可能的。
108、It?s not the fall that kills you; it?s the sudden stop at the end.
109、Hugh est un non-tout， les larmes aux flux de la langue。
110、不要抱着过去不放，拒绝新的观念和挑战。
111、I am not a princess， can not enjoy you love。
112、I had not felt warm since I went through numerous winters，until I met you。
113、The ones that love us， never really leave us。
114、Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to only one。
115、既然目标是地平线留给世界的就只能是背影。
116、When the best memory has been recalled for many times，it"s getting less tasty。
117、When two's company, three's the result!
118、A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don?t know son, I?m still paying.”
119、当时光的主人，命运的主宰，灵魂的操控舵手。
120、The life I have a splash of biack。
121、I am your traveler， you are my heart。
122、博学之，审问之，慎思之，明辨之，笃行之。
123、Dream three years， three years of pain。
124、Crouch down，hold your knees when you are depressed。Forgive others and yourself。
125、We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us。
126、这个世界既不是有钱人的世界，也不是有权人的世界，它是有心人的世界。
127、Evening news is where they begin with ?Good evening?, and then proceed to tell you why it isn?t.
128、Can your self-esteem and my stubborn reconciliation？
129、Don"t let the fear for losing keep you from trying。
130、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
131、生活中若没有朋友，就像生活中没有阳光一样。
132、In the end， it’s not the years in your life that count。 It’s the life in your years。
133、天再高又怎样，踮起脚尖就更接近阳光。
134、Go back to the things I had to pretend to be never had。
135、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
136、我会用我的行动，来证明我三年后的结果。
137、Meet each other， do not waste this lifetime。
138、一但你爱上一个人，你同时需要学会如何放手。
139、You"re like a sun。 Gave me the great semi-decadent people hope。
140、 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……
141、不要在乎别人的眼光，这样我们会生不如死。
142、If one day you lost me， I ll never let you find me。
143、Hard work never kills anybody.” But why take the risk? “
144、If you remember me， then I don"t care if everyone else forgets。
145、A cat has nine lives onil in one。
146、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！
147、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
148、其实喜欢一个女生就多买东西给她吃。吃胖了，没人追了，就是你的了。
149、我把苦难、挫折当作自己存在的最好教师。
150、没有创造的生活不能算生活，只能算活着。
151、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little。
152、Love is not a matter of counting the days。 It"s making the days count。