形容英语很难的搞笑句子

1、Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

2、One should love animals. They are so tasty.

3、When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

4、Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

5、Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

6、Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

7、Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

8、"Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "

9、A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

10、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

11、God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

12、The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

13、"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

14、Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

15、"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

16、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

17、Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

18、There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.