简短搞笑的英文句子大全

1、As luck would have it, he was caught by the teacher again。不幸的是，他又一次被老师逮个正着。

2、8, If at first you don‟t succeed, try again … unless you fail at skydiving.

3、The machine is in good repair。机器已经修好了。

4、 It is said that 90% of the things we worry about will never happen, and the other 10% can be managed. So why do we worry, and what is there to worry about?

5、She held the little boy by the right hand。她抓着小男孩的右手。(这里"by"与"with"动作主语完全相反)

6、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him.

7、 It‟s not the fall that kills you; it‟s the sudden stop at the end.

8、 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

9、That's all I want to hear。我已经听够了。

10、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

11、The long exhausting trip proved too much。这次 旅行 旷日持久，我们都累倒了。

12、 Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

13、12, If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you.

14、 I keep the telephone of my mind open to peace, harmony, health and love. Then, whenever doubt, anxiety or fear try to call me, they keep getting a busy signal – and soon they‟ll forget my number.

15、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,

16、Are you there?等于句型：Do you follow me?

17、I have no opinion of that sort of man。我对这类人很反感。

18、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father(aveteranpolitician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

19、一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

20、 Evening news is where they begin with „Good evening‟, and then proceed to tell you why it isn‟t.

21、7, A little boy asked his father , ”Daddy, how mach dose it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don‟t know son, I‟m still paying.”

22、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

23、一单纯傻儿子问他爹：“爸，结婚到底要付出多大代价?” 他爸说：“儿啊，我真不知道、、我还在偿付呢。

24、Do you have a family? 你有孩子吗?

25、It's a good father that knows his son。就算是最好的父亲，也未必了解自己的儿子。

26、 A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

27、You really flatter me。你让我受宠若惊。

28、 Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

29、 He put 5 dollars into my hand," you have been a great man today."他把5美圆塞到我手上说：“你今天表现得很好。”

30、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗? 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。

31、You look darker after the holiday。你看上去更健康了。

32、3Who Discovered Australia?

33、I was the youngest son, and the youngest but two。我是最小的儿子，但我还有两个妹妹。

34、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

35、He made a great difference。有他没他结果完全不一样。

36、He is a walking skeleton。他很瘦。

37、 Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

38、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么? 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。

39、He allowed the father to be overruled by the judge, and declared his own son guilty。他让法官的职责战胜了父子的亲情，最终宣布儿子有罪。

40、You don't know what you are talking about。你在胡说八道。

41、I wish I could bring you to see my point。你要我怎么说你才能明白呢。

42、The picture flattered her。她比较上照。

43、You cannot give him too much money。你给他再多的钱也不算多。

44、They didn't praise him slightly。他们大大地表扬了他。

45、The country not agreeing with her, she returned to England。她在那个国家水土不服，所以回到了英国。

46、You don't begin to understand what they mean。你根本不知道他们在干嘛。 (not begin to：毫不)。