中文四级幽默句子

1、看着他的吃相，你很难相信人类会有灭绝的一天

2、麦秆当秤——把人看得太没斤两

3、It must be noted that learning must be done by a person himself

4、解放军（ ）守在边关。

5、四大发明：Star Farming

6、This issue has caused wide public concern

7、有些事情本身我们无法控制，只好控制自己。

8、I like you, also want to give up you!

9、 企业家：Someone like MaYun（像马云那样的人）

10、There is no denying the fact that air pollution is an extremely serious problem： the city authorities should take strong measures to deal with it.无可否认，空气污染是一个极其严重的问题：城市当局应该采取有力措施来解决它。

11、你的样子像拓海，你的新歌就是132！

12、时辰就像是影子，很少会有人低下头来仔细观望。

13、给我一双筷子。我可以吃掉整个地球。

14、人生的需要是索取，最大需要是被需要。

15、枸杞：dog up

16、人山人海：people mountain people sea

17、用荣誉去（ ）他。

18、The majority of students believe that part-time job will provide them with more opportunities to develop their interpersonal skills， which may put them in a favorable position in the future job markets

19、分割了陕南陕北：shannan and shanbei have a 38 line

20、再牛b的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤！

21、Although this view is wildly held， this is little evidence that education can be obtained at any age and at any place

22、天赐你一双翅膀，就应该被红烧…

23、 温泉：gulugulu water

24、龙舟赛：LongZhou PK

25、踏踏实实做人，心胸要广大；稳稳当当做事，着眼宜深远。

26、名词性从句

27、爱情就像个响屁，高调的开始，低调的结束。

28、如果我坚持什么，就是用大炮也不能打倒我。——巴浦洛夫

29、如果你是来了还会走的人 那么请你错过我

30、Any government， which is blind to this point， may pay a heavy price

31、甲：您吃了么？

32、An investigation shows that female workers tend to have a favorable attitude toward retirement

33、你连姚明都不知道，我怎么和你踢足球呢？你真搞笑。

34、From what has been discussed above, we may safely draw a conclusion that part-time job can produce a far-reaching impact on students and they should be encouraged to take part-time job, which will benefit students and their family, even the society as a whole

35、湖南省：funan province